In an attempt to show I have a lighter side...

Links to fun stuff is so 1990's. Nevertheless, here are some links.

I was involved in some linguistics research in grad school

My Poker Nofoldem Tables
I'm terrible at Poker, but I generated some tables through simulation back in grad school to help me win. They didn't. It turns out there is more psychology than math involved in this game. :-)

Complaint-Letter Generator by Scott Pakin
I hereby proclaim this is the most hilarious piece of work in existence

Automatic Paper Generator by some folks at MIT
If you're running out of time for a conference deadline, here's an easy way out

Every OS Sucks by the Three Dead Trolls
As they say, from Windows to Mac to Linux, every OS sucks. Yes Linux too, I'm sorry...